+1 Sassypants Champion

[hawkethat]

...Minus the Champion title.

Sassypants is still in full effect, though!

Hello, I'm Kiwi and I'm sliding in here with this bearded asshole protag from that one Bioware dating game about dragons and stuff. In canon he ends up as a powerful and influential voice stuck in the middle of crappy rich-people politics. In AU he's a country bumpkin fresh from the farm and wandering about lost in the big shiny city. For all the juicy details you can peek at my app here, if that kind of thing is of interest to you.

I'm planning an IC intro for sometime this weekend, probably Saturday, since that is tomorrow and I'm excited to jump in!

I float around Plurk and AIM as gundamkiwi for contact purposes.

Looking forward to playing with everyone! :D

Comments

[hawkethat]

I always play Garrett 100% sass 100% of the time. Purple Hawke is best Hawke! \o/

I'm not familiar with Cress, but I am with Asch! CLEARLY Asch would be a flawless match-up for him. There's no way that could go badly. :'D

[albertstyle]

100% sass is the only true path!!

CLEARLY, match made in heaven. They should toots tag, I'll see if I can't work him into Garrett's post when you IC him~ (or when I finally IC Asch, oops.)

Asch is also Luke's twin brother in this AU, keep in mind this THING (tracedarte) is also looming around. They are rather annoying 99% of the time.

During May we're also planning this Spring Ball log, if you feel up to it and comfy with the game by then you're welcome to squeeze Garrett in for some Orlesian estate shenanigans~ It's for nobles only but that's just in-game shit I don't actually care who posts :>> If you want to work something out you can PM one of us or comment to plotting post. Whatever's cool~

[hawkethat]

Twin! ;w;

Ladyhawke is Garrett's twin sister in my DA headcanon and also in this AU. The difference is she's dead and a secret from the Hawke siblings in headcanon and MIA in the AU, and AU Garrett misses her tons. Or he will, once I kick him into the game proper.

I SAW THE BALL THING and that is totally something I would love to gatecrash! Fancy balls are the best environment for farm boys and for CR.

[albertstyle]

wow adorable!! some twin CR for the both of us!

Asch wishes Luke would go away, you can have him if you like. AND YES, do come, we'd love to have you (or at least I would, idk about Asch.)

[hawkethat]

Yay, they have something in common!

...One of the very few things they have in common. But, uh. Asch can keep his twin. Hawke likes his better, even though she's missing currently. ;w;

(LBR, does anyone care what Asch wants? Or what Hawke wants, for that matter?)

[albertstyle]

Just when he's about to be rid of Luke...

(no one, THAT'S THE PROBLEM THE STUPID ATTENTION STEALING ASSHOLE >:(!! Everyone cares about Luke and his dumb early-life health issues but what about Asch? HUMP HUMP HUMP)

[hawkethat]

Don't get your hopes up so high next time, friend. 8(

(LMAO, Asch would probably get along with Carver! He always feels like he gets overlooked because Garrett is just so damned responsible and reliable, you know!!

...poor babbies. ;w;)

[albertstyle]

Asch knows Carvers pain, man.