bravenewmeta | something something +1 ponyta face?

something something +1 ponyta face?

Hello hello this is Jan, bringing you Jean Kirstein from that anime with the giant, dickless monsters-- Attack on Titan! Jean was the resident protagonist-foil-jerkface in his world and you'll be happy to hear he'll be filling that role here at BNW just as well.

Jean here is a rather disgruntled member of the City Guard, who is Normal/Flying, but cannot actually fly, mind you. He's shit at making friends and has probably insulted you (yes, you) either unwittingly or totally on purpose. He'd say he's not mean, he's just honest.

BUT! Not to worry, he'll get nicer... Eventually. And actually, he has a huge soft spot for Pokemon, so! Let me know if you want any previous CR with him, either from school or the Guard and I am totally open to it!

Feel free to hit me up on aim (anpanjan) or plurk (

cantito) for plotting! Or just comment here, as you do.

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ew gross jan and her crappy jean

>:C

WOW GROSS IT'S BAT AND HER SHITTY EREN

take your pointy ears back to the pokefarm you were born in, Jaeger

WOW RUDE.

um excuse you buttwings. IN FACT I'm gonna rip those tiny wings right off your butt and fry them up and eat them with buffalo sauce

wow holy shit, violent much?? don't threaten a dude's buttwings that's not cool.

but they'll be crispy and golden

GROSS SHUT UP DON'T SAY THAT

omg what if Jean didn't eat bird pokemon because fried wings give him nightmares, ok

omfg thats hilarious meanwhile eren is like EATS ALL THE TINY BIRDS

E w

don't give me that face, ghost freak

wow look what a little shit we have here
so rude to his elders

shut it you

wow someone's a loser

EXCUUUUUUSE ME, GHOST GIRL

I'm awesome

awesome like those buttwings huh

goddammit eren NO ONE IS GONNA LET THIS KID LOVE DOWN THE BUTTWINGS

please filename my commission buttwings.jpg

pls what the hell else did you think I was going to call it

shitbaby-buttwings.jpg

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