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[thefloorislava]

HELLO AGAIN, FRIENDS.

It's Bat here, player of one Eren Jaeger (stahlflugel) with a new character, Lea from Kingdom Hearts. He's a Fire/Dark Analyst Enlightened! Currently, he's a caretaker working at the breeding center and habitat tower, and also mother-henning orphans and sick people because that's just how he rolls. His companion is a Darumaka named Maki who likes to throw things and run around and break stuff.

Additionally, Lea was in the Rangers 6-7 years ago and was dishonorably discharged after an incident. He went by "Axel" at the time, though. More information is in his app!

As a Caretaker, he can tutor moves onto pokémon! But only once a week. I need to get some sort of system set up for that, but it will probably be ICly mediated. It also involves leaving your Pokémon with Lea for a few days.

Comments

[heartstorage]

I tried to get a cute Sora and Axel/Lea gif but then I remembered their only positive scene is where he died.

And that's not so cute.

So just have a LEAAA <3

[thefloorislava]

WELL THERE IS THIS. starring sora's butt.

[heartstorage]

OH YES. A SCENE WITH ONE OF THEM IN A COMA INSTEAD OF DEAD ITS A STEP UP.

Gosh Sora wtf do you weigh to have Lea able to carry you like that.

[thefloorislava]

IT'S MARGINALLY BETTER!!

lea is strong ok. he looks like a twig but he manhandles his chicks kids like a pro ok

[heartstorage]

TRUE!! our goal for CR can be full conversations where no one dies or is a vegetable. CAN WE DO IT?

So manry Lea. /swoons

[thefloorislava]

I THINK... MAYBE... IT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED. probably.

yes yes the mostly manly. ignore the skinny noodle arms and childbearing hips. MANY MUCH MANLY

[heartstorage]

I BELIEVE IN US!!!

But how can i ever ignore such fine curvy hips?

[thefloorislava]

IF WE BELIEVE, WE CAN!!!

well how about... I set you on fire. will that distract you

[heartstorage]

Well, sure...but wouldn't that'd mean we can't even get through our OOC threads without someone dying?

[thefloorislava]

YOU WOULDN'T DIE

just be on fire.

[heartstorage]

......How about no.

[thefloorislava]

lame.

[meguriau]

'Cept here it's like a year and not just a week but WHATEVER

LEAAAAAAAAAA come to me

[thefloorislava]

COME HERE PRECIOUS ZOMBIE CHILD

let Lea bring you ice cream

[meguriau]

WALKS RIGHT OVER TO YOU NO QUESTIONS ASKED

yes yes bring all the ice cream. And if you bring Sea-Salt you are a WINNER

[thefloorislava]

roxas we're going to have to teach you about stranger danger.

uh duh what other kind is there. though in union it's probably rocksalt because THE OCEAN IS FAR

[meguriau]

does this lesson go along with sora's lesson of asking people their intentions when they want him to do something???

SO THAT'S why Sora can't find the flavour. damn rocks. Lea go to the ocean and get seasalt.

[thefloorislava]

yes. yes it does.

UH thats... kind of far, kid. You ready for a trip that long?

[meguriau]

oh. well he'll show you how much he's learned by asking you 'why'!

......... no why does he have to go can't you bring it back

[thefloorislava]

BECAUSE some people are not nice, Roxas!! SOME PEOPLE ARE XIGBAR

... Well I guess I could do that.

[heartstorage]

Yeah that's why wow Roxas. Just how incompetent do you think your brother is.

Wait don't answer that.