+1 Wizzard

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

Hullo hullo! Scrib here. I was around 'bout half a year ago with Metalhawk and now I'm here again with the worst wizard to ever wizard (or magus in this case)- Rincewind from Discworld! He's a cynical, flighty coward that wants nothing else but a simple, uninteresting day. He's got his fingers crossed that Union will offer him a nice, fat slice of boredom after all the fun that's recently happened. It probably wont happen.

I'm making an effort to be on my plurk more (scribblecloud). Maybe hit me up here or there if you want to have bumped into this coward sometime during the whole Sanctuary thinger (or to have known him if your character is from Sanctuary).

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[nippy]

holy shit Rincewind is my favourite Discworld character I'M EXCITED

i'm Isabel, nice to meet you Scrib!! i just play Jack Frost who is technically "from" Sanctuary but he spent his entire time there strapped to a reclusive Mage's table and then bolted as soon as he was free, so he will definitely not know Rincewind. he will, however, probably panic and accidentally freeze him if he hears that Rincewind is a Mage :')

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

Yesss freeeze him so he can't run and he'll just flop around like a magikarp and Jack can feel rest assured that this is one magus who really can't do anything :'D

[untalented]

OHMYGAWD YOU PROBABLY KNOW ALL ABOUT WAVER'S BOOK THIEVERY--



Oh, wait. You're not the scary one. Wanna trade notes?

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

OH!?

Well, alright.

(cowards unite!)

[untalented]

(power to the cowards!)

Just get him library access and he'll try to teach Rincewind all the things. He'll be a horrible tutor, but they'll keep each other entertained.

The name is Stark, btw. Can't wait to start threading!

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

He'll get waver access if he knows no trouble will come of it. Thirty-five years of expert cowering gets a man places. All over the city in fact. He'll be happy to exchange his linguistics books so Waver too may learn how to scream for help, yell in terror, and beg for mercy in a Rincewind approved number of languages.

[untalented]

Fortunately for Rincewind, if there is any trouble Waver can teleport away. Alas, he only has 19 years of experience...and he can't guarantee passengers or a safe landing...

Unfortunately, he might be too proud to beg, but he can share his knowledge of being a Grade A Grump. :p

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

Teleporting eh? Sounds fabulous :D master tool of the trade

[untalented]

Master too? Don't you mean the only tool?

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

Legs too! Very important in case there's technical failures and the like.

[untalented]

So practical. Why aren't more Magi like this?

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

Because most magi are generally competent and know their way around some proper spells.

[rainsrespite]

/punches you

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

/limp noodle punches back

[faithfulflame]

/flies backwards from the force if WIZZZZARD

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

SO MANY ZZZ'S

the powah

[frozenflame]

INDEED! NOW GO OUT AND PRAISE THE SUNNNNN

[commissionergrump]

Oh good lordy, it's a Rincewind. Did he bring his luggage?

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

Er, yes actually. It's sleeping on the wardrobe (scroll down to the bottom).

[commissionergrump]

Oh, that should be a fun call to Gordon when it inevitably cause a disturbance. Welcome to the game, this should be fun :)

[morituri_nolumus_mori]

Ahhh thank you! I look forward to it giving Gordon some problems :D